take the stairs, piggy!
Totally not PC, but this story made me laugh: Sophomore evicted for fliers urging girls to lose weight.
It probably would have been less offensive if he hadn’t targeted just girls (because, hey, there are also plenty of college men who could stand to lose a few pounds, too). It seems extreme that he got kicked out of his dorm completely, though.
I remember waiting AGES for the elevator at college. Then you get in there, and people without any kind of visible disability (like crutches) take it one flight up! How annoying!