In light of
the forthcoming Harry Potter book (note I wrote “In light of,” not “In joyous, let-me-break-into-ancient-greek-in-celebration-of), allow me to direct your attention to the parody “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes,” a delightful little romp of a tale.
Also, did everyone else know that Schoenhof’s carries a Latin translation of Harry Potter? That it’s called Harrius Potter? And let’s not even get into the d over t of the train right now, okay?