Never Worth It
My dear Boston,
While you might be temped by the visual pollution on the MBTA to think that the piss-water of Bud Light is worth it, don’t be fooled.
In this town, the ancestral home of Sam Adams (not necessarily the current brewery incarnation), drinking a bad copy of a Czech original would be downright unpatriotic.
Instead, on this Friday afternoon, raise a pint of your favorite real American brew, Yuengling would be a good choice.
Yuengling is the greatest cheap beer in the world.
But where in the Boston region can one purchase Yuengling?
That’s the kicker. You CAN’T buy Yuengling in Boston because they don’t distribute up here. Sadly, the closest state that has it is New York.