McSweeney’s: Mario Kart

Courtesy of McSweeney’s, Wario delivers an eloquent monologue about his day at the race to fellow friends and patrons in the ol’ bar.

And don’t forget that, with just one green turtle shell, Mario was somehow able to send me cartwheeling for at least a full nine seconds. I don’t quite follow the physics behind that, but it was enough to make me yell out “WAAAAAAAA!!!!”


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